LeBron James is a big Cowboys fan because everyone from Akron is a big Cowboys fan and he’s not a frontrunner or anything. Hulk Hogan is a big Cowboys fan because daughter Brooke wants to be a Cowboys cheerleader and that’s the easiest way to bang one of her friends.

And now here’s a picture of the two of them with owner Jerry Jones. Hulk is motioning towards Jerry Jones’ crotch because years of steroids makes you do stupid things.

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Twitter/Clint Stoerner