Leaked Seattle Sounders Kits Are NSFW Thanks To Missing Comma

Commas. They are small but important. The Seattle Sounders are finding out the hard way after leaked photos of a supposed new kit appeared online.

Yuck. That is a disgusting plea. The Seahawks’ heartbreaking defeat has caused the city to suffer enough if you ask me. The good residents don’t need a team full of players going around painting the town white and sticky. I know it’s a notoriously free and open area but I think even the most open-minded of people would have a problem with widespread bukkake.

*Come on guys*. You can do better.

[H/T: Sounder At Heart]