Female MMA fighter uses the ol’ pregnancy excuse to get out of bout

A bun in the oven seems like a legitimate excuse to get out of an MMA fight. Invcita’s July card has been reshuffled after news of Laura Sanko’s pregnancy. Sanko made the announcement on Twitter over the weekend.

Sanko’s first professional fight was four months ago against Cassie Robb. She defeated her with a rear naked choke which sounds sexy and painful. Mostly the latter.

Sanko says she was trying to be careful in her sex life but as many of you sexual deviants know, puck, five hole, SURPRISE.

Sanko is replaced on the card by none other than Cassie Robb, the woman she beat in January.