Sports
by Brandon Cohen on May 28, 2014

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The Lance Stephenson vs. Lebron James one-sided feud heated up in tonight’s Game 5, and Stephenson finally seems to have gotten into Lebron’s head.

While people like Charles Barkley have encouraged Stephenson to shut his big yapper, Stephenson’s incessant hounding seems to have paid off, as Lebron had by far his worst game of the playoffs in tonight’s loss to the Indiana Pacers.

Stephenson’s secret? Light, sensual, delicate blowing into Lebron’s ear. After its clear effect in tonight’s game, I’d be surprised if we don’t see more players all over the NBA blowing each other all over the place. We can only hope!

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Brandon Cohen

About Brandon Cohen...

Brandon Cohen was raised by Jew gypsies on the sleepy island of Manhattan, and went on to defy the odds by graduating from a four-year accredited university in Nashville, TN. He's a writer and aspiring street fight videographer. Back in 2008, Brandon talked to Amanda Bynes at a club in LA for over fifteen minutes.