Lance Armstrong Got the ‘Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicle’ Card in Cards Against Humanity

For those of you unfamiliar with Cards Against Humanity… what the fuck are you doing with your life? Go buy a set and play. The first time is the best.

For us cool kids, let’s begin.

Lance Armstrong was playing Cards Against Humanity many, many years after he came down with testicle cancer. This is a card he drew during the game.

You see, it’s funny because he’s a prick.

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