The day is finally here, but thanks to Deadspin, even less people care about what Lance Armstrong is going to say to Oprah tonight. There will still be an admission of guilt, OH YES, but it's not going to be shocking and unless we find out his cancer was just a hoax, no amount of truth-spewing will make Armstrong's interview the sports story of the week. That probably has Manti Te'o rooting for Lance to say "Yeah, I cheated, I fuckin' doped the good dope, and I also never had cancer. It was just a hoax to sell yellow rubber bands and get people to notice cycling. Whoops." But I doubt that'll happen.

Anyway, here is a video of two the nations most decorated liars giving Lance advice as to why coming clean is the right thing to do. Also, that's a good lookin' badge, Arnold. More people should wear badges.