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LaMichael James Elbow Gruesomely Popped Out Last Night, He Popped It Back In

They should stop torturing terrorists with near-lethal doses of Matchbox Twenty and start showing gnarly injuries on repeat. Of course, that's only a choice if we're taking waterboarding and the pear of anguish out of the equation, because I much prefer that we actually mutilate these f*cks. In fact, they should show them a grisly video, like LaMichael James' injury, and then pick a terrorist out of the audience and perform a live demonstration of what actually happened. That way they can live in fear each day wondering if their number is going to get called for a blown-out knee or total paralysis.

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