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By / 08.19.13

Maybe Kris Johnson was nervous, maybe he needed to pee, maybe he needed to adjust his jock. Whatever the reason, Kris Johnson made his MLB debut memorable.

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Johnson was called up an hour before game time. With no position players left, the Pirates were forced to use the 6’4″ reliever in a pinch hitting role.

It didn’t go well. He awkwardly struck out to end the game.

We often hear great stories of MLB debuts–the home run in the first at-bat, striking out the first batter, the diving grab in the field, etc…

Well, Kris grabbed his weiner and struck out. How do you like them apples?


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About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.

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