Bro why don’t you just fuck the pitcher’s sister in front of her entire extended family while making eye contact with her mother. No honestly, just spit on his grandfather’s grave. Rip his veteran flag right out of the mulch. Dude, you should totally just take a shit in the glove compartment of his car. All of those things I just mentioned are equally as disrespectful as hitting a BOMB off this poor bastard and spinning the bat like it’s the fucking Wheel of Fortune wheel. Nothing like serving up a moonshot and having the enemy swing his dick around while parading around the bases. Had to be the longest 30 seconds of his life. That or when this dude banged his sister in front of his mom.
ICYMI: This was the other angle of Jung Hoon’s home run bat-flip (Full video at https://t.co/H634pSRI0I) pic.twitter.com/YUn2qfhceG
— Dan (@MyKBO) May 28, 2015“”
ICYMI and enjoy home run bat-flips: Lotte’s Jung Hoon hit a 2-run shot against SK pic.twitter.com/jBaM3rkyZa Video at https://t.co/H634pT9iSg
— Dan (@MyKBO) May 28, 2015
600% chance the pitcher hasn’t gotten a wink of sleep since.