This Korean Baseball Player’s Bat Flip Is So Disrespectful You Have No Choice But To Respect It

Bro why don’t you just fuck the pitcher’s sister in front of her entire extended family while making eye contact with her mother. No honestly, just spit on his grandfather’s grave. Rip his veteran flag right out of the mulch. Dude, you should totally just take a shit in the glove compartment of his car. All of those things I just mentioned are equally as disrespectful as hitting a BOMB off this poor bastard and spinning the bat like it’s the fucking Wheel of Fortune wheel. Nothing like serving up a moonshot and having the enemy swing his dick around while parading around the bases. Had to be the longest 30 seconds of his life. That or when this dude banged his sister in front of his mom.

600% chance the pitcher hasn’t gotten a wink of sleep since.

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