Kobe Bryant ‘Freaking Sucks’ And This Is What His Struggles Would Look And Sound Like In ‘NBA Jam’

It has been a rough first few games to the new season for Kobe Bryant and his L.A. Lakers, with Bryant shooting as if he has never played a game of basketball in his life and even given a night off after he self-ridiculed himself by saying he, “freaking sucked.”

With such struggles, someone made a video of what The Black Mamba’s shitty performances would look and sound like on the best sports video game ever, NBA Jam.

19 years ago Bryant scored his first career NBA point, but if you believed this video, you’d think he was still looking for his first bucket—because this is so sad, bros.

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