by J. Camm on June 6, 2014


Shit everywhere. Can’t keep up. But I’ll do my best to summarize the last 24-hours in Hydration-gate.

- After his hydration beverage of choice, Powerade failed him, LeBron James suffered debilitating cramps in game 1 of the NBA Finals. This may or may not have caused his team to lose the game.

- The large faction of the nation that hates Lebron rejoices. ‘LeBroning’ becomes a thing.

- Gatorade saw LeBron’s cramps as an opportunity to shit all over Powerade’s inferior product. They took their smear campaign to Twitter. We all had a good laugh.

- Now, Kobe Bryant, a guy who drinks Body Armor “Super Drink,” is shitting on everyone. Just Mamba bein’ Mamba.

More as this total non-story develops.

From Kobe:

Kobebryant: Pro and college players should be allowed to CHOOSE what sports drink hydrates them the best and not be FORCED to drink LEAGUE SPONSORS. #AthletesChoice 2 much on the line for cramping #UpgradeYourSportsDrink @drinkbodyarmor #AthletesFirst

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J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.