by Kyle Koster on March 25, 2014


Legendary rock band KISS owns an Arena League Football team because it’s 2014 and life takes unexpected turns. Also, Gene Simmons’ tongue is like the British Empire of old, never content unless it’s colonizing new things.

The team is currently 1-1 on the year. But its record is decidedly less important than this bizarre 30-second commercial encouraging people to jump on the bandwagon.

Strap in, you guys. It doesn’t exactly have the same mass market appeal of Football on Your Phone.

Alright then. Go KISS, I guess.

[H/T: Buzzer]

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