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Kevin Sumlin receives honorary WWE championship belt

By / 02.25.13

Kevin Sumlin is a popular man in College Station these days. The Aggies football coach received an honorary WWE championship belt from Alberto Del Rio last night. Everything seemed to be going quite well until The Big Show came rumbling down the tunnel.

Apparently, Sumlin’s honorary belt perturbed the overgrown ogre.

Remember this moment when the Aggies lose their first game of the season. An analyst, presumably an unintelligent one like Lou Holtz, will talk about the work ethic of guys like Nick Saban and how he lives and breathes football while Sumlin frolics in the ring with obese, over-the-hill wrestlers.

Trust me, that commentary’s coming.

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