Why The Hell Was Navy Football’s Keenan Reynolds Taken Off ESPN’s ‘Heisman House’ Voting?

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The official Twitter account for Navy is asking a damn good question: Why was Keenan Reynolds, who quite clearly sits atop the leaderboard of ESPN’s “Heisman House” voting, taken off the list?

In order to cast your vote for him now, one must enter his name manually. That’s not exactly tragic in the grand scheme of things, but it’s pretty fucking odd considering he is, in fact, LEADING IN VOTES. It’s not like we’re all up in arms because we can’t find Mack Leftwich’s name:

As you might imagine, Twitter is angry, outraged, and disappointed as hell. Again.

Typing a name manually and correctly can be pretty tasking, I know.

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HE WAS LEADING!!! I know, man. And he’s still leading. Navy just doesn’t move the needle enough, apparently.

Courage under fire. A fiery keyboard.

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It is harder, but not that much harder. I do find it pretty cruel though.

Judging by the leaderboard, they’re not suppressing Keenan nearly enough. This will actually end up working to his advantage. Stay strong, people.

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Correction: Disappointed.* But I’m with you.

Indeed. Not a very BRO move at all.

Official prediction as to ESPN’s reasoning for his name suddenly missing from the list of top names? TECHNICAL GLITCH. Always, always go with technical glitch when it’s so easy to say “technical glitch” and blame the already-disgruntled dev team.

Meanwhile, at Nissan, the brand partner for the fan vote…