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Fox Sports’ Hottie Katie Nolan Threw What Was Probably The Worst First Pitch I’ve Seen All Month

By 08.20.14


Here is a list of things that would throw a better first pitch than Katie Nolan:

1. An empty soda can
2. My left nut
3. A herd of moose
4. An empty backpack that was accidentally thrown in the trash and then dug out by a homeless man who is saddened by the fact that there’s a ketchup stain on one of the straps
5. My right nut

I could’ve kept going, but you get the idea. Shame on you, Katie. That was fucking awful.

[H/T Uproxx]

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