Justin Verlander wants some of Kate Upton’s zero gravity boobs

Justin Verlander and Kate Upton, together at last, together as two—because who hasn’t gone back to an ex after sleeping around. Let thee who hasn’t cast the first stone.

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The power couple was spotted at a Flyers game
by fans. Verlander was in town to get surgery for a core muscle injury. Apparently, you can’t have sex with Kate Upton effectively while sporting a pulled muscle. I maybe made that up. But did I? Did I really? Think about it. Actually no, think about this instead.
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So is this a fling or are the two an item again? Frankly, I’m hoping the latter. Justin Verlander lost his mojo when he wasn’t hittin’ that and as a Tigers fan, I need him in tip-top shape.

So please stay Kate, I need you. Tigers nation needs you. Also, I love you. But that’s a whole other issue.