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Justin Verlander had a lot of ‘c-ck’ in the offseason says tongue-twisted reporter

By 01.10.14

Yesterday, Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander underwent surgery to fix a torn muscle in his core. Nobody knows exactly how the injury happened but this reporter has a wild, erotic theory.

“A lot of cock” sounds painful. Also sounds like a porn star injury.

“Hey, where’s Sasha today?”
“Oh, she’s out with ALC. She’ll be back after two weeks or so. Just needs bed rest and a lot of ice.”

About A. Isaac... A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of He's a buffet connoisseur and regularly eats until he passes out. He also advocates pushing over children to catch foul balls.
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