Sports
by Kyle Koster on June 27, 2014

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Chicago Cubs center fielder Junior Lake hustled his way into a nasty collision with the unpadded Wrigley Field wall last night. You see, even the Cubs’ home stadium hates the Cubs.

What a franchise.

Lake suffered bruises to his head and knee but showed no signs of a concussion. All things considered, that’s pretty good news.

The ivy-covered walls and green utility gates on Chicago’s north side are fun and charming to look at, but a bitch on the human body. Considering the architecture is a much bigger drawn than the team on the field, an injured member of the home team is just the cost of doing business.

[H/T: MLB]

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