After a big 2013 season, wide receiver Josh Gordon kicked off the off-season by inking a huge tattoo of his jersey number. There’s a pissed-off koi fish, too, for reasons I can’t explain, but Gordon was thoughtful enough to hashtag #koi on his Instagram description.
Remember: if Gordon is ever traded from the Browns and you wear No. 12 on his new team, you can now extort Gordon for all of his money.
[H/T: USA Today FTW]