On Friday night, the Boston Red Sox clinched an unexpected American League East division title. The bearded band of misfits celebrated like it was 2004.
Jonny Gomes, interesting fellow that he is, took the opportunity to punt beers into the crowd. Because why WOULDN’T you punt beers into the crowd? You can take all your millions and fame and blow it out your ass. Being able to drop-kick alcoholic beverages into a thrilled crowd celebrating your every move most be the pinnacle of human existence.
If a normal person did this, he’d be arrested. Just yet another reason being an everyday working stiff sucks.
[H/T: Sports Grid]