How Much Poontang Will Johnny Manziel Get from His First Nissan Dealership Commercial?

I question I propose in the headline is really just a hypothetical: We all know that Johnny Manziel is getting all of the poontang in Northeastern Ohio these days without ever having to put a Browns jersey on yet. His first local market commercial for Cleveland’s Streetsboro Nissan dealership just dropped. It has all the typical cheese you’d expect for a local market commercial, but it’s pretty much a panty-dampener for the state of Ohio.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com