by Rebecca Martinson on June 20, 2014

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I don’t watch soccer. Ever. But I might make an exception now just so I can hear the commentators talking about how “Dick Tickler smashed his head right into the ball and into the goal.” That’s what commentators sound like, right? Just narrating the obvious of what’s going on in the game. Cool. We’ll stick with Dick Tickler smashing his head into balls.

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Rebecca Martinson is a recent graduate from the University of Maryland who is notoriously known throughout the Internet for being really, really adequate at writing emails. She joined BroBible right after graduating in the Spring of 2014 and doesn't hate it...yet.