Jim Harbaugh’s Stance On Vitamins Is So Brotastic I Want It Etched On My Grave Stone

Jim Harbaugh seems like he’d be fun to party with. The guy obviously doesn’t know his limits, or is adamant he doesn’t have any, so I can all but guarantee at least a handful of ‘hold my beer moments’. After all, we are talking about the guy who, while QB for the Indianapolis Colts in 1997, broke his hand after getting in a fight with Bills QB Jim Kelly. Ya know, the guy who makes $5 million a year but is addicted to buying $8 khakis from Wal-Mart.

And if there’s one thing I learned from my 28 years on this planet, it’s that the sociopaths are always the funnest to get fucked up with.

HarBRO’s latest bro moment came when speaking on his radio show Monday night.

The topic: vitamins.

“I take a vitamin every day,” Harbaugh admitted. “It’s called a steak.”

FUCKING SAVAGE.

Harbaugh went on to discuss what he considers steroids.

“I truly believe the No. 1 natural steroid is sleep, and the No. 2 natural steroid is milk, whole milk,” Harbaugh said. “Three would be water. Four would be steak.”

“Steak … it goes with everything.”

So Bro.

[h/t Michigan Live]

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