What’s The Best Way To Get Jim Harbaugh Back To Michigan? Use Matthew McConaughey To Tug At His Feel Box…DUH

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With no offense whatsoever to the makers of this video or Matthew McConaughey, if $8 million per year isn’t going to lure Jim Harbaugh back to Michigan, a video of Harbaugh’s days as a Wolverine set to the audio of Lincoln commercial certainly won’t.

Money isn’t everything, though, so maybe a trip down memory lane is just what Harbaugh needs. I tell ya what, this video brought me back to my playing days and I wasn’t even in it. Only the memories it unearthed aren’t pleasant. It reminded me how fucking annoying it was to stuff the hip and ass pads into the girdle after every washing. That was probably the main reason I stopped playing football. Hated those fucking girdle pads.