Jerry Jones is a hands-on owner. Is “hands-on” the correct phrase or is it “overbearing egomaniac?” I can never keep those two straight.

The deep-pocketed yee-haw enthusiast found himself in a rather embarrassing situation last night after the Dallas Cowboys’ loss to the Atlanta Falcons.

Man, it’s a shame there’s no video of this. I can think of few things I’d rather see than a red-faced Jones going all Big Bad Wolf after a crushing loss.

Sometimes we live in a fair and just world after all.