We've always known Jay Culter as a seemingly unenthused NFL quarterback, but today we get to see that there are other sides to the Bears' highly criticized signal caller. His baby mama, Kristen Cavallari, decided it would be fantastic for her fiancé’s apathetic reputation if she divulged the story of how Cutler proposed to her.  It’s not your typical proposal. In fact, I'm not sure it's ever been done before, but if you want to sweep your girlfriend off her feet, I mean, really take her fuckin' breath away, consider Cutler's unorthodox methods.

According to Kristin Cavallari:

"It was so silly. I was in the airport, leaving Chicago. We had just spent however many days together and we were texting and somehow it came up, like, 'Oh, shall we get married?' We're like, 'Yeah, OK.' And then he sent my ring in the mail. So I actually had my ring sitting at home for a couple of weeks before I put it on."

Good for her, calling it "silly" and not rubbing it in everyone else's face that while she's in for a life of extreme romance and non-stop Cutler-brand whimsy, all other chicks will have to sit idly by hoping and PRAYING that their boyfriends kind of, sort of, just agree to marry them over an emotionless text one day. "Yeah, OK, keep dreaming, ladies" says Jay Cutler as he lights a cig while impressively letting out a burp from the other side of his mouth at the same time.

[H/T USA Today]