by J. Camm on April 16, 2014


Of course this was his response, but I think the lack of free snacks was probably a blessing in disguise for Jared Lorenzen when he was in college. I mean, CHRIST. Look at what condition he ate himself into (above) once he had a little cash lining his pockets and could buy all the snacks his heart desired.

If you can’t pick Lorenzen out in the photo above, he’s the guy who’s bigger than the offensive lineman wearing number 74.


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