Sports
by Kyle Koster on June 30, 2014

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James Harden threw out the first pitch at yesterday’s Houston Astros game and chose to wore jorts for the occasion. Frayed jorts.

The All-NBA scoring machine can do this because he is 100 times cooler than the average first-pitch tosser. I guarantee if a VP from an oil company trotted out to the mound in ripped denim, he’d receive a pink slip the next day at work.

Between the full beard and heavy material, one has to admire Harden’s commitment to being as uncomfortable as possible during summer in Houston.

 

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