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By 06.30.14


James Harden threw out the first pitch at yesterday’s Houston Astros game and chose to wore jorts for the occasion. Frayed jorts.

The All-NBA scoring machine can do this because he is 100 times cooler than the average first-pitch tosser. I guarantee if a VP from an oil company trotted out to the mound in ripped denim, he’d receive a pink slip the next day at work.

Between the full beard and heavy material, one has to admire Harden’s commitment to being as uncomfortable as possible during summer in Houston.


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or
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