And if I know you, your life has been sorely lacking in the Jamaican Bobsled Hype Video Department. It has, hasn’t it? This was produced by the Jamaica Tourist Board, who claims that if you press play when the Jamaicans start their two-man run, this song will perfectly sync up to it.
The two-man sled airs tonight on NBC, but if you are the kind of person who will actually try and sync this with their run, you will also probably be too stoned to remember to watch the Olympics. A paradox indeed. Anyhoo, here’s the video.