Jacoby Jones was reportedly assaulted by a stripper named Sweet Pea

Details are a bit messy in this one but according to TMZ, a bus full of Baltimore Ravens brawled with each other. The instigator was a stripper named Sweet Pea, who busted Jacoby Jones in the head with a bottle.

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It’s been awhile since we’ve had a Lake Minnetonka incident so we were long overdue.

Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We’re told the bottle smashed over his head and he was “bleeding everywhere.”

We’re told Jacoby’s friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bryant McKinnie—a hero to strippers in distress.

It appears no one was seriously hurt in the melee which bodes well for Jones who has been sidelined with an injury since week 1. We’ll hold off on making any more judgments until we hear from Diamond should hold off on making any more judgments until we hear from Diamond and Destiny.