Sports
by Kyle Koster on April 2, 2014

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This woman attended last night’s New York Yankees-Houston Astros game. For reasons beyond my comprehension, she brought her best Boston Red Sox faded t-shirt and this sign.

Hold onto your hats, gang. This one is an all-timer.

Her attempts to call out Jacoby Ellsbury for switching teams in the offseason were derailed by her misspelling of the player’s name and an embarrassing homonym.

Perhaps she gets a pass because it was Opening Day. Perhaps her barbs will be a little more polished once the season gets into full swing.

[David B. Atkins]

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