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Jack White Threw Out the First Pitch at a Tigers Game, Didn’t Smile

By 07.30.14


Jack White made superimportant headlines week when he took in a Chicago Cubs game with a big frowny face. It was, after all, an important issue and I personally spilled many words on the topic.

The simple rocker took his considerable baseball talents to his hometown of Detroit last night to prove he is more than just a passive observer of the game.

The righthander’s first pitch wouldn’t have required a nation of seven armies to hold it back. One small gust of wind would have done the trick.

OK, so it wasn’t a blazing fastball. Big deal. At least he had fun, right?

No? Dammit. How does a person not crack a smile in the presence of Santa Claus?

White also gave Fox Sports Detroit a pregame interview. Dude was practically bubbling over with energy and zest for life — by Jack White standards at least.

One day this guy is going to smile and we’re going to catch him. Hang in there, gang.

Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: kylekoster@gmail.com or kyle@brobible.com
TAGSChicago CubsDetroit Tigersfirst pitchesJack WhiteMLB

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