Do I want this guy to narrate my life? Yes.
I, like most of the world, have never particularly cared for, understood, or wasted a second to even think about sailing. But after seeing this gentlemen's thrilling summation of the sport, the spectators, and Steven Spielberg, that's all about to change.
Give this guy three minutes. In return, he'll give you the furthest possible thing from time wasted. Not to mention, the twist at the very end is one for the ages.
[H/T: Daily Wh.at]