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Inside Lacrosse Announces Its 2013 All-Name Team

By / 12.12.12

For the sixth year in a row, Inside Lacrosse has announced it's annual “All-Name Team.” If you're not familiar with the tradition, the All Name Team features some of the most cliche and WASPy names in collegiate lacrosse, i.e. Nesly Geffrard, Gaston Ledford, and Grove Stewart. Blue blood, trust fund-y names that sound like something engraved in the oak-paneled infamy of country club trophy room in Fairfield County.  

As our own Luke Nichols wrote about last year's list, the list showcases the “perfect 'ivy-ensconced' sound to showcased the affluent, privileged, New England boarding school stereotype that lacrosse is so often categorized as. [The All Name List] is truly one of the greatest honors that one can receive in the sport.” 

My favorite on this year's list? Duke's Deemer Class. That's the most Duke-sounding name I've ever heard in my life. The runner up? Draper Donley, Jr. of Dickinson. Just do a little do-se-do with the first and last name and that's the closest we'll ever get to a real-life Don Draper. On the third team, Ronjohn Dadd of Bucknell and Peer Fish of Denver earn stand-out status. In fact, I think they were robbed from the First Team.

Without further adieu, the 2013 All-Name list via Inside Lacrosse:

First Team
Wellington Stanwick, So., A, Johns Hopkins&
Teigan Haft, Fr., A, Alderson-Broaddus
Corbett Corrigan Harreys, Sr., A, WNEU
Cutty Diamond, So., A, Stony Brook

Carlson Millikin, Fr., M, Virginia
Murphy Vandervelde, So., M, Harvard&
Alden Frelinghuysen, Jr., M, St. Lawrence&
Deemer Class, Fr., M, Duke

Gaston Ledford, So., F/O, VMI
Colby Verge, Sr., SSDM, Springfield
Nesly Geffrard, Fr., LSM, Nassau CC

Draper Donley, Jr., D, Dickinson*&
Kessler Brown, Jr., D, Penn State&
Baxter Lanius IV, Sr., D, Lehigh*^&
Rowland Pettit, Fr., D, Duke

Rhody Heller, So., G, Virginia

Second Team
Abbott Pratt, Fr., A, Essex CC
Ryland De Pol, So., A, Air Force
Nils Thompson, Sr., A, Bryant*^&
Westy Hopkins Jr., A, Notre Dame*&

Harte Thompson, Sr., M, Villanova
Parrish Young, Fr., M, Delaware
Ehret Faircloth, So., M, Army
Sander Aplet, So., M, Denver&

Krey Keller, Sr., F/O, Wagner&
Landon Carr, Sr., SSDM, Maryland&
Sether Hanson, Sr., LSM, Bowdoin&

Bonsal Brooks, Sr., D, Union&
Breck Merritt, Jr., D, Endicott&
Goran Murray, So., D, Maryland&
Carson Cannon, So., D, Denver

Zeric Butters, Fr., G, Army

Third Team
Torin Varn, Jr., A, Hofstra*&
Rustin Bryant, Jr., A, Maryland*&
Rhett De Pol, Jr., A, Salisbury&
Ronjohn Dadd, Sr., A, Bucknell*^&
Bailey Tills, Fr., A, Brown

Challen Rogers, Fr., M, Stony Brook
Chapin Speidel, Jr., M, Denison&
Grove Stewart, So., M, Harvard&
Ramsey Bates, Jr., M, Amherst&
Peer Fish, So., M, Denver

Kam Bumpus, Jr., F/O, Le Moyne
Jasper Gantick, Jr., LSM, Tampa

Lincoln Liesemeyer, So., D, Onondaga CC
Atticus Robert, Jr., D, Lasell
Barrett Wilbur, Fr., D, RIT

Conley Cummings, Jr., G, Endicott&

 

^ 2010 All-Name Team
* 2011 All-Name Team
& 2012 All-Name Team

Read the 2013 Women's All Name Team at Inside Lacrosse… 

Read more about the 2013 All Name Team at Inside Lacrosse… 

Your favorite name on the 2013 All Name list? Comments! 


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Brandon Wenerd
About Brandon Wenerd... Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.

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