That is correct, it is not the most incredible thing you've ever seen -- even if it was you couldn't admit it, you're an adult for Christ's sake. But goddamn is it ever close. I mean, my inner 12-year-old just j*zzed himself after looking at this thing and had to throw away his 4th pair of underwear this week. The only question I have now is who needs to be blown so I can get one of these? We've got eager interns over here and I'm willing to whore-them-out for my own personal gain/toy collection. 

The Sports Park is made by a company called WiBit and likely to be purchased by people called millionaires. 

Some of it's features include: a cliff, a slide, trampolines, balance beams, swings, a pond, a podium, and an "action tower" where I presume you go to get some of the pussy that this thing will no doubt attract. More photos below.