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By 08.08.14


A wise and exorbitantly handsome man once said, “Having your head shaved into a stupid pattern isn’t the worst kind of hazing that could happen to you, unless you have a royally misshapen dome or a Gorbachev-like diarrhea mark on the top of your head…But, in the grand scheme of all shitty things that are done to people when they are being hazed, this is getting off easy.”

I mean, that says it all, really. What else could I possibly add to those eloquent words that were, again, written by someone who many consider “God’s eye candy?”  


J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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