Husband Forced To Sell Golf Clubs Because Of His Wife Posts A Super Bitter Craigslist Ad

For much of America we’re just now heading into prime golf season, but not for this poor bastard. You see, it’s not that he doesn’t like golf. In fact, he likes it very much. The problem? He got married a year ago and well, his wife won’t let him play golf anymore.

So he posted a very sad, very bitter ad to Craigslist in order to try to sell his clubs.

It reads

Mizuno Jpx 825 – $500 (Wilmington)

For sale. Slightly used mizuno Jpx 825 irons (3-Pw). Probably used about four times. The clubs are awesone, hit well, great feel and control. I absolutely love them.

I’m only selling them because I got married a year ago and my wife no longer lets me play golf. Actually she doesn’t let me do anything fun. So I’m hoping I can find them a good home. Preferably id like to sell them to a single guy who has no intention of ever getting married, but I know that’s not completely fair.

I also have a bag and driver I can throw in there too for a few bucks.

Emails preferred and we can go from there. Looking to get $500, but realistically it doesn’t matter how much they sell for since the money will go towards buying my wife more useless shit.

Thanks for understanding,

Tim K

Bro. Did you not know about your wife’s disdain for your golf-playing before putting a ring on her finger? That’s gotta be on the checklist!

You don’t sound real happy about having to do this either. And just a year into the marriage this is how you feel? I think I’d hang to the clubs for a little while longer. Sounds like you might have a lot more free time on your hands in the near future than you think.

H/T Golf Digest; Golf image by Shutterstock