Husband finds out he has to go to couples shower during Alabama-A&M game

There are two commandments Moses forgot atop Mount Sinai. One—thou shall not attend a couples shower. Two—thou shall not RSVP for social engagements on fall Saturday’s.

In this video, a husband finds out he has to go to a couples shower. A shower that’s taking place during the Alabama-Texas A&M game.

He responds with, “and there’s going to be other couples there? With penises?”

Well played sir.

I would have personally responded with…

I don’t know Natalie but I hate her. Not only for the couples shower thing but because she eats chips while talking and filming vertically.

WORST. WIFE. EVER.