Hunter Pence professed his love for Katy Perry and her documentary, “Part of Me” on Conan last night. But we’ll get to that in a second. In the meantime, let’s look at this creepy, creepy screencap of Pence.
Ok, I get it Hunter, it’s Halloween, you wanted to be scary. But dear God man, you look like someone who hides body parts in their freezer. Combine the serial killer eyes with your love of Katy Perry, and well, you’re now the most deranged person in baseball. A feat that’s quite impressive given your teammate Brian Wilson and former manager, Ozzie Guillen.
Also kids, here’s a reminder to stay away from Mr. Pence’s house tonight, lest he chase after you.
I want more like this!
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