The pageantry. The feather boas. The prayers. The vitamins. The “BROTHERS.” The “you know something, Mean Gene’s?” The 657 billion Hulkamanicas running wild… All for what was basically one, big, live ad for the WWE Network and to announce that The Hulkster will be hosting WrestleMania XXX, which deserves a porn parody if you ask me.

Hopefully the next time Hogan shows his face a newfound foe — other than the signs of aging — will also present itself.

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