Sports
by Reggie Noble on December 10, 2012

One drink for each
:

  • First down

  • Punt

  • Replay

  • Commercial break

  • Promotion for upcoming ESPN program

  • Flashback to last Monday

  • Mention of the Tom Brady’s greatness
  • Time Bill Belichick looks cranky
  • Time Matt Schaub passes off play-action
  • Time Rob Gronkowski’s injury is noted
  • Time the Patriots huddle
  • Mention of J.J. Watts’ unique skill set

Two drinks for each:

  • Turnover
  • Wes Welker reception
  • Arian Foster run resulting in a first down
  • Bad call
  • Initial carry by any Patriot running back
  • Time you hear the name Gary Kubiak
  • Overhead shot of the stadium
  • Mention of Bob Kraft
  • Time the playoff picture is discussed

Three drinks for each
:

  • Challenge

  • Touchdown

  • Field goal

  • Tackle for a loss
  • Time Brady’s place among current quarterbacks is dissected
  • Play over 20 yards
  • Anyone on your Facebook feed details the game’s fantasy football implications

  • Time Jon Gruden refers to someone as “this guy”
  • Andre Johnson touchdown

Finish your drink if
:

  • The Patriots score a rushing touchdown
  • Foster goes over 100 yards on the ground
  • Someone scores a special-teams touchdown
  • Either quarterback throws for over 200 yards
  • Any team opens up a 14-point lead

Expert's pick: New England 26, Houston 23

Pass-Out Percentage: 76 percent