Details of the Hope Solo arrest have emerged and boy are they insane

Next on Maury Povich, the story of Hope Solo and the nephew that struck with her a boom. This keeps getting wilder y’all! Details of the arrest have surfaced and well, everybody in Hope Solo’s family sounds insane. According to TMZ, Solo came to her sister’s house wasted off her ass which led to the confrontation with the nephew.

The boy says Hope thought the boy was talking smack about her and got agitated … and then told the boy he would never be a pro athlete because he was “too fat and crazy.”

The boy says he walked into another room — but Hope followed and “called me a p**sy because I called my mom.”

“I then told her to get her c*nt face out of my house,” the boy said to police.

That’s when allegedly Hope went on the attack — grabbing the boy’s hair and repeatedly punching him.

Sounds like your garden variety domestic disturbance and hold up, wait—did he call her a cunt face? I can’t say I’ve ever heard that before. I mean, I’ve heard poop face and butt face and dick butt but never cunt face. This is like a whole new genre of insults. These millenials are well read, obviously.

At some point, Hope came back into the house and delivered a beating on her sister, which led to a BB gun getting pulled out and yeah, I really need to see this on the Maury Povich show STAT. Can someone make that happen? Pretty please.