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By 03.03.14


Being a professional sportscaster has its drawbacks. The travel sucks and you’re required to always be “on.” But the job is not without its perks. For instance, simile use is limited only by imagination.

That’s right. If a hockey player weaving through a defense reminds you of a diarrhea-stricken goose, you have creative license to say so.

I’m not sure this turn of phrase is going to catch on, but hey, a guy can dream.

[H/T: Guyism]


Kyle Koster
About Kyle Koster... Whenever you read a blog and think, "this is something that didn't need to be on the internet," you can bet I am responsible for it. I left a promising career in actual journalism to make GIFS and watch sports. No regrets. Oh yeah, I talked to Justin Bieber once and it was OK. Send tips/tell me I suck: or

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