Attention everyone, stop what you’re doing. There’s a goose on the loose and he has diarrhea and dammit, this is the greatest call in sports history.
“Like poop through a diarrhea infested goose” > “Do you believe in miracles”
And it’s not even close. Sorry Al Michaels, you’ve been dethroned.
I want more like this!
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