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High School Running Back Goes Full Beast Mode on His Way to the End Zone

By 08.26.14


I don’t want to detract from this kid’s run — he withstood some decent hits along the way — but MY GOD, what a disgusting display of tackling. If we let up a run like that in my day, our defensive coordinator would’ve made us do leg lifts and run hills during the next practice until we were blue in the fucking nuts. All the while, he would be shifting between calling us goddamn pussies and enjoying a savory Marlboro red.

Things are a hell of a lot different now, though. This entire defense probably got fucking pizza party for even trying to tackle someone. And I bet their coach doesn’t even blow smoke directly into their face masks when they finish dead last in sprints.

J. Camm
About J. Camm... J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.
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