I don’t want to detract from this kid’s run — he withstood some decent hits along the way — but MY GOD, what a disgusting display of tackling. If we let up a run like that in my day, our defensive coordinator would’ve made us do leg lifts and run hills during the next practice until we were blue in the fucking nuts. All the while, he would be shifting between calling us goddamn pussies and enjoying a savory Marlboro red.
Things are a hell of a lot different now, though. This entire defense probably got fucking pizza party for even trying to tackle someone. And I bet their coach doesn’t even blow smoke directly into their face masks when they finish dead last in sprints.
I want more like this!
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