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This High School Punt Coverage Is The Most Pathetic Football Play You’ll See On Any Level

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This is why I’m going to spank my kids.

So they don’t turn out to be any player on the white squad–soft, uninspired, void of tenacity. I won’t stand for it. Not in my household. This is what happens when you give kids participation medals and start patting them on the back for failure. They stop putting their neck out on the line for you. They let opponents run circles around them. They stop going to war for each other. You know why? Because their squishy soft parents are taking them to Red Lobster after the game, win or lose. Make no mistake, under my roof, Red Lobster is for winners. Losers go to bed hungry.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.
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