The NBA Draft is tonight. If this is a high point in your sporting year, you and I have different world views. Still, it’s the perfect excuse to drink. Won’t you join us in this can’t-miss drinking game that has tremendous upside potential?

One drink for each:

• Reference to a player’s length
• Reference to a player’s versatility
• Time a senior is drafted
• Kentucky player drafted
• Time a player is lauded for athleticism

Two drinks for each:

• Discussion about a player’s ability to play the point
• Time an underclassman is drafted
• Time David Stern struggles with a name
• Gratuitous shot of a player’s WAG
• Time a player is described as a “tweener” or “swingman”
• Trade
• Non-American draftee

Three drinks for each:

• Time the phrase “on-ball defender” is used
• Discussion of how a player’s skill set will translate to the NBA game
• Time a player’s “basketball IQ” is mentioned
• Moment of extreme Jay Bilas “swag"
• Suit that’s not black or blue
• Time the Michael Jordan draft is mentioned
• Tear shed by a player

Five drinks for each:

• Use of the phrase “upside”
• A white player is compared to a black player or vice-versa

Finish your drink, ponder life's meaning if:

• Anthony Davis doesn’t go No. 1 overall