by Brandon Wenerd on June 22, 2014


I can’t even really speak right now. Fucking soccer. 30 seconds left and Portugal just threw a dagger in the heart of red-blooded Americans everywhere to tie the game.

We fucked up. This shouldn’t have happened. But… Hey… It’s a draw. A draw is a draw, damnit. It’s not a loss. Here in America, though, it’s winning or GTFO. Now we have to do it the hard way. Fuck it… That’s how we invaded Normandy in 1944..You think we’re afraid of going about things the hard way now? Hell no.

Look out, Germany. We’re fucking pissed.


Brandon Wenerd

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: