Masters Week. Masters Week! MOTHERFUCKING MASTERS WEEK!. Goddamn, am I ready. This is without a doubt my favorite golf week of the year, and fuck, do I love it when there is no stupid Easter holiday and family obligations to contend with my grotesque consumption of it. In less than an hour, our Masters Week golf swag giveaways will start but before that a bunch of random people are going to "Hello, friends" the shit out of you.