by Boatshoe Bobby on July 11, 2014


“Here on page 37 it says, ‘if a franchise player leaves we must burn the jersey.’” -Heat fans figuring out how to react to LeBron James leaving Miami by reading “How to Pretend to Be a Loyal Sports Fan for Dummies.”

Boatshoe Bobby

About Boatshoe Bobby...

Boatshoe Bobby is many things — ravenous lover, poet, the the self-proclaimed king of paella — but most of all, he is a slave to his own existence. Also, an owner of boatshoes.